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Park Inn is Radisson’s mid-range brand yet it’s property in Oslo at which I had the pleasure of staying is more like a modern four star hotel. Having said that, it is clear from this experience in London that the standard of Park Inn hotels varies widely around the world. One thing I do know is that there are two vastly different parts to the Heathrow property – there is a newer half with modern and far better rooms but there is also an older part which you really should try to avoid if at all possible.

Ah, the infamous ‘careless Dexter’ carpet?

Exactly, but we’ll get to that. It’s an airport hotel, so your expectations probably should be curbed accordingly, but it’s also very popular with flight crew from a multitude of airlines which usually makes for a bit of an endorsement.

I’m guessing they stay in the better half of the hotel?

Without a doubt. For the other half, read on…

Park Inn Heathrow, Bath Road, Heathrow, Middlesex UB7 0DU Tel: +44 20 8759 6611

Website: http://www.parkinn.co.uk/airporthotel-heathrow

Email: info.heathrow@rezidorparkinn.com

When?

Mid-October 2011.

Vital stats:

Four stars. Opened 1964(!), last major renovation 2000, 880 rooms in two wings.

Location, location, location?

There are plenty of airport hotels at Heathrow but the Park Inn is the closest. Many of the rooms look directly out over the runway but the soundproofing is good enough for you to be unaware of this when inside. A free shuttle bus connects the hotel with the terminals, and if you are driving the hotel is clearly signposted as you approach the airport.

What about parking?

Parking is free to guests; after gaining entry at the barrier you’ll need to collect a ticket from reception when you find a space. There are hundreds of parking spaces so this should not be a problem.

Why choose this place?

On this occasion I wanted to use my Club Carlson points for a redemption stay and was looking for somewhere to stay the night en route from the Crowne Plaza at Marlow after visiting Legoland before returning a hire car at the airport and travelling into central London the following day. Naturally most visitors stay here in connection with a flight from Heathrow.

Room

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There are two types of room as well as suites. As mentioned there are rooms in the old part of the hotel and more modern ones in the newer section. I am unsure whether all ‘free’ stays take place in the older part or whether we were just unlucky, but we ended up in a dingy, warm and unpleasant-smelling room in dire need of total renovation. Clearly the attractive pictures on the hotel website show the better rooms but these pictures will give you an idea of what to expect in the worse ones. We had a standard room, which was small and cramped even with the basic furniture it contained. A clunky old CRT TV felt about right here; other features were as follows: Writing desk with chair, coffee and tea facilities, iron, telephone, (paid) wireless internet.

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The bed was comfortable enough but as mentioned the room was hot and we were unable to do anything about this either.

Carpets?

Image (c) Andy Higgs, Grown-up Travel Guide

Oh yes, and the vile stains suggested that a serial killer who was unconcerned about being caught had been a previous occupant. There must have been enough DNA in the carpet to keep the CSI people busy for weeks. I find this totally unacceptable and it didn’t exactly make me feel like a ‘preferred guest’ even though I was using all those points for my stay.

Bathroom

Some of the rooms have a bath and some just a shower – ours had a bath which was a plus. The bathroom was small, predictably old- fashioned and bore signs of many years of use.

Free internet I hope?

No, you have to pay which I also think is unacceptable and seems to diverge from Radisson/Park Inn’s usual service

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